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'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
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'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"It was very generous of you, by the way."
Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.
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What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."
Frakenstein searches "Fire" on computer
'It's not so much the grave robbing, and the inhuman creations. We just wish you'd shop local!'
"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"
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"Whatever happened to our first monster, Igor? You know, the one you could only find half a brain for."
If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
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"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"
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'Dang, every time I dig for a brain I find another buried treasure.'
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'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'
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'The usual story - medical school, internship, a couple of years with a group, and then I went into private practice.'
'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'
"he also doubles as a cell phone charger!"
Ear, Nose, Throat and Brain Transplant.
'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'
Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'
'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'