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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
'For the elevated blood pressure, exercise and cut down on salt. For the rash, exercise and cut down on salt. For the headaches, exercise and cut down on salt.'
'It's just a mild hyperinsulism due to islet cell hyperplasia with a touch of hepatic insufficiency and glycogen depletion. In other words watch your diet.'
'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'
'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'
"I've got a weak muscle in my eye, and my doctor says the patch will help."
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'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'
"You've been eating again."
A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'
'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'
'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'
'My doctor says I should try to have more fun at work.'
'My doctor advised me to exercise religiously.'
"See? The good still outweighs the bad."
'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'
"You need to take some exercise and lose a bit of weight."
"When I said to take more rest I didn't mean right now!"
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'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'
"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."
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"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."
'Running away from your problems does not count as exercise.'
'Laughter's the best medicine, so laugh a lot during the day and take two aspirin at bed time.'