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'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'
"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."
"Move over! - I just got the bill!"
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'Uh-huh...yep...looks like you're in good shape to pay through the nose for today's visit.'
'It's bad news - my bill's ready.'
"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."
'Yes, it is something you should be concerned about...this is your credit report.'
"Your disease is so rare we'll have to run some tests to see the maximum amount we can bill you for."
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"Universal healthcare? Yes! I believe everyone has the right to all the healthcare I can bill them for."
"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."
"Everything looked fine. We're just giving you a mild sedative before showing you the bill."
"I'm keeping you overnight. I found what might be several porsche payments."
"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."
"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
'For patients with a diagnosis of amnesia, send billing statements weekly until paid.'
"Take two of these a day and if you're not feeling better soon... come back when your wallet is full."
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'The test results are in. We suggest you go home and discuss the treatment options with you accountant.'
"I'm sorry, I can't cure your pain but my bill will certainly take your mind off it."
'Good news honey! We're able to afford that jacuzzi!'
"Can I borrow your credit card, Dad? - We're going to play doctor."
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"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."
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"I made a grave error at your last visit - my bill was $50 too low."
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"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."