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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
"You've been eating again."
'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'
"Surgery is scheduled six weeks from today. Don't eat anything before then."
"My doctor says I should take all my bottled-up anger and sell it to a grass-roots movement."
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"When I said to take more rest I didn't mean right now!"
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'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'
'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'
'My doctor has put me on a strict NO-STRETCH exercise program.'
'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'
'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'
'The doctor recommended something to help with my depression.'
'Pick up your productivity Arnold!' 'I'm not allowed to lift anything heavy!'
'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'
"No more drinking in public, Senator -- Spin doctor's orders."
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"Know what? I think we've reached a point in your therapy where you should just embrace the crazy."
"You have to slow down and manage your stress level!"
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'He needs a complete rest and no excitment-perhaps you should take a holiday.'
'If it tastes good, spit it out!'
"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."
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'Well, Mrs Mongoose, your reflexes are indeed very slow: I suggest you don't hunt cobras for a while...'