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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
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"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
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"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,
"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."
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"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
Day one, post grad
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'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
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'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
'So, using surgical anastomosis, the blood vessels are restructured one by one … oh, who are we kidding? There's not one of you in this room will ever be a microsurgeon!'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.
"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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'He has a doctorate in worrying.'
"I wish I could laugh, but I have a Ph.D."
"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."
"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."
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"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.