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"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
Tags:reading material, sedentary life, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, slob, slobs, waiting room, waiting rooms, medical advice, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, magazine, magazines, doctor's office, doctors office, doctors' office
"You wear too many clothes."
'Your last 120 visits haven't been a complete waste of time, at least we've discovered why you're exhausted!'
'Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science.'
'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'
First Class Waiting Room
Tags:social divide, social divides, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality, second class citizen, first class, third classes, waiting room, waiting rooms, health insurance, medical insurance, doctors surgery, doctors' surgery, doctors' office, doctors office, medical care, social divide, social divides
"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."
Tags:medical record, medical records, medical history, computer error, computer errors, computer problem, computer problems, doctors office, doctor's office, doctors' office, surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, healthcare, health care, medical histories, lost record, lost records, deleted file, deleted files, patient, patients
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
Tags:child, childhood, childhoods, playmate, playmates, game, games, hobby, doctor, doctors, waiting room, waiting rooms, magazine, magazines, patient, patients, physician, physicians, healthcare, imagination, imaginations, prop, props, playing doctor, doctor's office, doctors' office, doctors' surgery, doctor's surgery
"I thought that once we were up here, we'd finished with doctors' waiting rooms!"
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"The doctors and nursing staff are booked for months in advance, but I got a clean bill of health from the office manager."
"Do you do house calls?"
JK Yomp, MD...practice limited to patients who pay bills.
"Doctor it really hurts when I lift my arm."
"... A doctor? You'll be lucky to see a practice nurse. Last week I was examined by one of the cleaners!"
"You're asked to arrive 2 hours early for your doctor appointment so they can start testing your patience."
Tags:appointments, doctor's appointments, patience, waiting, aggravation, annoyance, tests, testing, medical test, medical tests, doctors office, doctors offices, doctors' office, doctors' offices, doctors surgery, doctors' surgery, patient, patients, impatience, blood pressure, blood pressures, stress level, stress levels
"Heart attack? Would you like to cancel your current appointment for athlete's foot?"
"No. . . the doctor can't see you tomorrow or the next day. How about 3 weeks from Thursday?"
"When I ask 'What is the nature of your complaint?' I am referring to your health, rather than the selection of magazines in the waiting room."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's surgery, doctors surgery, doctors office, doctors' office, doctors' surgery, gp, gps, waiting room, waiting rooms, magazine, magazines, reading material, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, medical complaint, medical complaints, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, grump, grumpy, grumpy old man
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctor's office, doctor's offices, doctor's surgery, doctor's surgeries, doctors surgery, doctors' surgery, doctors surgeries, doctors' surgeries, doctors' office, doctors office, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, killer, killers, disease, diseases, terminal illness, terminal illnesses