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In the dark days, before doctor-patient confidentiality.
Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.
'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'
'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'
First Class Waiting Room
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
Contagious man in a waiting room.
'It's a promising new drug with few side effects...and I'm sorry you find their TV ads offensive.'
'Worst case of hiccups I've ever seen!'
'Aaaaaah...a lunch related injury.'
"Do you do house calls?"
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."
"You're asked to arrive 2 hours early for your doctor appointment so they can start testing your patience."
"When I ask 'What is the nature of your complaint?' I am referring to your health, rather than the selection of magazines in the waiting room."