Doctors Note Cartoons and Comics

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

"It's a 'well pissed off note'."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"You broke your leg? Hey, it's not the worst thing that can happen."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"Well, if you weren't wincing at my presentation, I want a doctor's note explaining just what was causing such pain."

"Your doctor is obviously brilliant. Judging from the handwriting, she's created an entirely new language."

"I'd like a note excusing me from my wife's childbirth!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"We're sorry, but to be excused from your doctor's appointment you need a note from your doctor...and he's not going to give you one."

' I appreciate you coming here to personally vouch for him. But we'll still need to see a doctor's note.'

"Don't worry Doc, I don't need a doctor's certificate, I don't work: I'm a drone..."

'Mommy and daddy asked me to give you this sick note. They can't make it tonight.'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

A note from your doctor won't do. I need a note from your insurance company.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"No, I don't write notes excusing husbands from household chores!"

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead."

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."