Doctors Note Cartoons and Comics

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

"It's a 'well pissed off note'."

"You broke your leg? Hey, it's not the worst thing that can happen."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"Well, if you weren't wincing at my presentation, I want a doctor's note explaining just what was causing such pain."

"Your doctor is obviously brilliant. Judging from the handwriting, she's created an entirely new language."

"I'd like a note excusing me from my wife's childbirth!"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"We're sorry, but to be excused from your doctor's appointment you need a note from your doctor...and he's not going to give you one."

' I appreciate you coming here to personally vouch for him. But we'll still need to see a doctor's note.'

"Don't worry Doc, I don't need a doctor's certificate, I don't work: I'm a drone..."

'Mommy and daddy asked me to give you this sick note. They can't make it tonight.'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

A note from your doctor won't do. I need a note from your insurance company.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"No, I don't write notes excusing husbands from household chores!"

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead."

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."