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"It's a 'well pissed off note'."
"You broke your leg? Hey, it's not the worst thing that can happen."
'Look, I don't have a problem with you trendy, young residents coming in and doing my dictation, but can you please turn off the autotune?'
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"
"I'd like a note excusing me from my wife's childbirth!"
"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."
"We're sorry, but to be excused from your doctor's appointment you need a note from your doctor...and he's not going to give you one."
' I appreciate you coming here to personally vouch for him. But we'll still need to see a doctor's note.'
'Mommy and daddy asked me to give you this sick note. They can't make it tonight.'
'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'
A note from your doctor won't do. I need a note from your insurance company.
"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"
"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."
"No, I don't write notes excusing husbands from household chores!"