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"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."
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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
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"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"
"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."
"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'
"Surgery is scheduled six weeks from today. Don't eat anything before then."
"Give it to me straight, Doc. How long do I have to ignore your advice."
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'My doctor has put me on a strict NO-STRETCH exercise program.'
'The doctor recommended something to help with my depression.'
'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'
"No more drinking in public, Senator -- Spin doctor's orders."
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'He needs a complete rest and no excitment-perhaps you should take a holiday.'
"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."
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"The doctor suggested he start doing squats, so he's moved all the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge."
'The doctor said I shouldn't drink so much coffee. Does it look like I'm drinking?'
'Doctor's orders. He said that I need to get more greens.'
"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"
"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."
'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'
'I think we can take you off the all-fish diet now, Mr Isbister.'
'The Surgeon-General today ordered all Americans to go outside and run around the block three times.'
'I want you to divest yourself of 35 pounds.'