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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"Don't be silly - lots of men share the same briefcase."
"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."
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"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
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'Where would we be without the right documentation?'
Dept. of Micro-management.
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
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The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...
"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, strict, grumpy, moody, unamused, amusing, unimpressed, serious, severe, stern, tough, humourless, humorless, report, reports, document, documents, paperwork
"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"Could you prescribe something to help me figure out my Part D drug coverage?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, medical billing, expenses, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, coverage, figure out, complicated, difficult, paperwork, document, documents, confused, confusion, prescribe, prescription, prescriptions, modern life
'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, corporate, corporation, corporations, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, read, read, reading, write, writes, writing, proof read, proof reading, document, documents, policy, policies, illegitimate, legal, lawful, unlawful, sweet spot, sweet spots, loophole, loopholes, find, found, discover, discovered, discovery, pile, piles
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"One side of the mushroom will make your document darker, the other side will make it grow lighter."
"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."
"I'm making a scrapbook to document the most embarrassing moments of your life."
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'Excellent! So that's all agreed, then! All we need do now is draft the consultation document.'
Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"It needs a lot of editing."
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'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'
'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'