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'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
Tags:health insurance, insure, insured, insures, insurer, insurers, insuring, medical insurance, dodgy, hmo, doctor, doctors, bed, beds, hospital, hospitals, risk, risky, cheap, cheaper, budget, budgets, budgeting, bargain, bargains, bargaining, bargained, sale, sales, sell, selling, sells, close to home
"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
Tags:business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, executive, executives, accounting, management, manager, managers, chief, chiefs, boss, bosses, good news, computer, computers, computer virus, computer viruses, technology, destroy, destroyed, file, files, document, documents, data, wiped, deleted, disappeared, suspicious, ethics, unethical, suspect, secret, secrets, hiding, scandal, scandals, mismanagement, fraud, corrupt, corruption, creative accounting, sketchy, dodgy, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, office life
"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, pregnancy, pregnancies, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, birth, son, sons, daughter, daughter, child, children, kid, kids, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, ticket, tickets, buy tickets, scalper, scalpers, ticket scalping, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, proud, proud parent, proud parents, show-off, showing-off, brag, bragging, sketchy, dodgy
"Sir, your change."
Tags:change, change, coin, coins, mafia, mob, boss, mob boss, deal, deals, trade, trading, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, ransom, ransoms, dodgy, al capone, triad, organized crime, organised crime, organized crimes, organised crimes, cash, exchange, dodgy, crimes, briefcase, briefcases, money, monies, after, normalised, normalized
"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, diploma, diplomas, degree, degrees, med school, medical school, education, schooling, college, college, university, universities, self-taught, home-school, homeschool, homeschooled, home-schooled, home-schooling, homeschooling, worrying, concerning, sketchy, dodgy, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, bad doctor, bad doctors, doctor shortage, questionable medical advice
"I've got Ivanka Trump shoes here, Ivanka Trump shoes."
Tags:ivanka trump, shoe, shoes, trump, sell, selling, ivanka, drug, street selling, dealer, dealers, drug deal, deal, drug dealers, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, heels, heel, high-heels, fake, fakes, dodgy, sketchy, underhand, pirate copy, pirate copies, piracy, freebooting, freeboot, copy, copies, faked
'Tiptoe it by legal.'
"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
Tags:raccoon, raccoons, trash, garbage, rubbish, food, feed, feeding, trash panda, trashpanda, grocery, groceries, job, jobs, work, works, working, worked, criminal, criminals, pay, paying, earn, earning, dodgy, sketchy, marriage, married, family, families, mob, mobster, mafia, mafias, gangster, gangsters, personify, personified, personification
Fat exerciser buying endorphins
"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
Tags:party, cocktails, parties, partying, medical, medicine, pharma, big pharma, big-pharma, pharmaceuticals, medicines, legal, law, laws, legal profession, professions, twilight, dodgy, shady, suspect, sketchy, money, earning, wealthy, corrupt, corruptions, corruption, corrupting, legal, lawyer, lawyers, shadowy, operation, operations, operating, lawful
"There are no skeletons in my closet. I just shredded all my campaign promises."
'In order to fix your engine, it became necessary to break your windows.'
"There you go."
Tags:balloon animals, balloon animal, disappointment, balloon, scams, con, cons, souvenir, souvenirs, balloons, cheapskate, austerity, art, business, entrepreneur, scam, transaction, salesman, retail, marketing, false advertising, false marketing, misleading advertising, misleading marketing, rip-off, cheat, dodgy
'Psssst... Beach balls... Psssst, get yer beach balls here...'
Safe under mattress.
"First of all I'd like to congratulate you on your cunning and ingenuity."
Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.
Bystanders say he intentionally waited for traffic to pick up before he tried to cross. He did leave a not, but it's all a bunch of chicken scratch. Guess we'll never know why he did it, so there's no point in asking... Ever.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, bird, birds, hit and run, hit, run, guilt, guilty, cover, covered, covers, chicken, chickens, traffic, busy, bustle, bustling, kill, killed, accident, accidents, unanswered, dodge, dodgy, dodging, intention, intentions, intentionally, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Disrobe and we'll check my reflexes, I mean, your reflexes
"Gimme 600 rolls of sticky tape."
Mary being offered a caesarian section to remain a virgin
'Nice to see your dept made a profit, Kimble.'
Dodge and Weave Tax Consultants
"I took you on as a mover and a shaker, but all you're good at is ducking and diving."