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At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
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'Not tonight, Deer, I have a headache.'
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
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Michael Gove at the Head Teachers' Conference: 'It's your own time you're wasting Mr. Gove.'
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
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"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."
'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'
"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."
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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'
'Fred, did you ever ask yourself where are you going to be twenty years from now?'
'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'
'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'
'I think it's about time we tell him he was adopted.'
'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'
'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'
Angel Deer Crossing.
"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."
We'll have whatever they are
Deer in Headlights
Michael Gove at the Head Teachers' Conference: 'Mr Gove. We're not angry, we're just disappointed.'
Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,