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At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
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'Not tonight, Deer, I have a headache.'
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
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"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."
"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."
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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'
'Fred, did you ever ask yourself where are you going to be twenty years from now?'
'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'
'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'
'I think it's about time we tell him he was adopted.'
'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'
'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'
Angel Deer Crossing.
"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."
Deer in Headlights
"Oh yes, I can see an ant from a mile away."
George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...
'This place was great until they started advertising. Now you need a reservation.'
"Happy Birthday, Honey!"
"Merry Christmas, Honey."