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"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on...
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"Oh sure, I'll bark and chase 'em, but I'd never bite one of them...humans are full of all kinds of diseases!"
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
Tags:mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, mail-men, mail-man, post office, postal service, postal services, letter, letters, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, technological advances, technological advancements, delivery men, delivery man
'Et tu, Brute? Then sic em, Rex!'
"Floyd had two loves: Betting on the races and celebrating the holidays. Visiting the dog track dressed up as the Easter Bunny may have seemed a good idea at first..."
Tags:funeral, funerals, death, dead, easter, easter bunny, easter rabbit, race track, race tracks, dog race, dog races, extra crispy, dog, dogs, dog track, gambling, races, dog attack, dog attacks, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, mourner, mourners, mourning, animal attacks, dark humor, bad idea, bad ideas
"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"
Tags:police artist, police artists, witness, witnesses, suspect, suspects, dog, dogs, canine, canines, assault, assaults, mailmen, mailmen, mail man, mail men, postmen, postman, post men, post man, delivery men, delivery man, detective, detectives, dog attack, dog attacks, job hazard, job hazards, job risk, job risks, dog bite, dog bites
'He's just being friendly'
'I'm sorry but you just make me sic.'
'Careful. He's all bite no bark.'
"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."
Tags:animal control, animal control officer, animal control officers, treat, treats, distraction, distractions, dog attack, dog attacks, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, dog treat, dog treats, attack, attacked, stray dog, stray dogs, danger, dangers, safety tip, safety tips, health and safety, health and safety tip, health and safety tips
Beware of really bored dog.
Beware of Doug
"'Dog bites man' is not news, but 'Man Bites Dog' is news. It's because they control all the news media."
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"He needs to work on his people skills."
"Oh no, his bite is way worse than his bark."
Tags:canine, canines, pet, pets, barker, barkers, dog attack, dog attacks, dog, dogs, bark, barking, bite, bites, dog bite, dog bites, dog biting, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, his bark is worse than his bite
"I am sorry - but, it's rusted up solid, I am gonna have to replace the calf, ankle and foot..."
Tags:l. frank baum, wizard of oz, tin man, tinman, tin-man, literary character, literary characters, fictional character, fictional characters, film character, film characters, movie character, movie characters, mechanic, mechanics, dog bite, dog bites, dog attack, dog attacks, children's story, children's book, childrens book, childrens story
'I think you'll find I said 'his bite is worse than his bark' actually.'
'Now, now terror, it's for your own good.'
"You are soon going to be attacked by a big white dog."
Beware of the Beware Dog Sign.
'His bark is worse than his bite.'
"I'd like to run some tests."
"Don't worry, he'll even eat off your hand."
"He thought the 'fake throw' was funny until I 'mistook' his leg for the stick."
Tags:revenge, dog bite, dog bites, dog biting, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, vengeance, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, man's best friend, chase, ball game, ball games, fake throw, fake throws, sense of humour, sense of humor