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'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
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german mastiff, great dane, marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, safekeeping, safe keeping, safe-keeping, deposit, deposits, valuable, valuables, treasure, treasures, bank, banks, clerk, clerks'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german mastiff, dog food, dog foods, taste, tastes, flavour, flavors, flavor, flavours, grocery, groceries, store, stores, shop, shops, taste-bud, taste buds'He has an amazing attention span.'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, marmaduke, great dane, german mastiff, concentration, concentrating, concentrates, concentrates, attention, span, spans, focus, focused, hunger, hungry, butcher, butchers, steak, steaks'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german mastiff, decorating, decorate, decorates, decorated, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, interior, design, designs, mural, murals, artwork, artist, artists'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german mastiff, guest list, guest lists, guest, guests, party, parties, socialise, socialising, socialize, socializing, hobby, invitation, invitationsWhat could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
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squirrel, squirrels, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, bone, bones, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, distraction, distractions, distracted, chase, chases, chasing, reality check'He does lack social skills.'
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german mastiff, great dane, marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, social skill, social skills, polite, politeness, impolite, impoliteness, good manners, bad manners, rude, rudeness, sofa, sofas'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german german mastiff, identification, identifications, id, ids, id card, id cards, dog collar, dog collars, lead, leads, leash, leashes, entrance, enter, entrances'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
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german mastiff, great dane, marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, lollipop, lollipops, sucker, suckers, sweet, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, bank, banks, banker, bankers, freebie, freebies, marketing ploy, marketing ploys"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."
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disrespectful, disrespectfulness, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, bone, bones, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet cemetery, pet cemeteries, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, grieving, mourning, grief, griefs, mourn, mourns"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."
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spaniel, spaniels, dog, dogs, haunted house, haunted houses, haunted mansion, haunted mansions, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, late, butler, butlers, halloween, halloweens, haunting, hauntings, haunted, haunt, hauntsCanine Scentipede
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centipede, centipedes, canine, canines, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, jacobson's organ, scent, scents, socialising, socializing, dog park, dog parks, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, human'Sit!'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, obedience training, dog trainer, dog trainers, role reversal, role reversals, pup, pups, dog behaviour, dog behavior, human behaviour, human behavior, obedient, obedience, alpha, alphas, pack, packs"Hey! You call this a walk?"
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, lazy, laziness, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, dog leash, dog lead, dog leashes, dog leads, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcoholism, man's best friend, mans best friend"Now, when she gets home, just turn your nose up and walk away. Humans love that."
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, teach, teaches, teaching, behaviour, behaviours, cat behaviour, cat behaviours, dog behaviour, dog behaviours, copy, copies, copying, popular, popularity, human, humans, impress, impressing'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, training, obedience school, obedience schools, obedience training, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, drinker, party, parties, drinkers, partying, guest, guests