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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
"The applications are limitless."
"I am blue."
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
'He has an amazing attention span.'
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'
'He does lack social skills.'
'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
Dog with toilet IV
"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."
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"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."
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"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"
"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."
"Hey! You call this a walk?"
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"Now, when she gets home, just turn your nose up and walk away. Humans love that."
'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'