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"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"
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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
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'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'
A dog biscuit
'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'
"How about an upgrade?"
Dog Food Groups
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". . .What's this world coming to?"
"Leave the bag."
"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"
"Old tricks, new tricks - hell, whatever gets you a milkbone."
School's out, there's not a skerrick of homework in sight...reluctantly, Rover considers his dry food.
'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'
'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'
'Boy, somebody is Mr. Impatient today.'
'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
'Great. My date is wearing a flea collar, and he's a tightwad.'
"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."
The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.
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'What do you say we take you out of dog biscuits and put you into catnip futures?'
"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"
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"How was I supposed to know she spilled the dog food. I thought it was a buffet!"
'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'
"She's eating in tonight."