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"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"
"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."
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'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'
"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
'Does he bite?' - 'No, he swallows things whole.'
'Do you extract teeth?'
'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
Tags:mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, mail-men, mail-man, post office, postal service, postal services, letter, letters, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, technological advances, technological advancements, delivery men, delivery man
'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'
'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'
"Do you have any pre-existing conditions?"
'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'
'They're good friends. Rogak has bitten them eighteen times and they haven't sued.'
"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"
Tags:police artist, police artists, witness, witnesses, suspect, suspects, dog, dogs, canine, canines, assault, assaults, mailmen, mailmen, mail man, mail men, postmen, postman, post men, post man, delivery men, delivery man, detective, detectives, dog attack, dog attacks, job hazard, job hazards, job risk, job risks, dog bite, dog bites
Dog in custody doing paperwork - 'Bit the wrong guy.'
'He's just being friendly'
'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'
'I'm a lover not a biter.'
'He motivates me to go on running and I'm happy to lose weight... If only I'd find a way to stop him!'
'Malpractice? No -it's not our dog.'
"I call him Recession - because you never know when he's going to bite."
"I no longer snarl or try to bite them since I joined Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People."
"He needs to work on his people skills."
"Oh no, his bite is way worse than his bark."
Tags:canine, canines, pet, pets, barker, barkers, dog attack, dog attacks, dog, dogs, bark, barking, bite, bites, dog bite, dog bites, dog biting, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, obedience training, obedience trainer, obedience trainers, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, his bark is worse than his bite