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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'
Slot Machines - Dog Wins Pile of Bones.
"Sorry we were too late. We found this lodged in the cat's throat."
"Your x-ray results are in. You look delicious."
"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."
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"Just discovered a new type of bone. Not great on flavour but it lasts for ages."
"You're hard to surprise!'
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"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
"I hear he has more than bones buried."
'Drop the bone now! Don't force me to show you how this app works.'
"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"
Bonus for Worker
'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'
'Better check the expiration date.'
'Don't disturb me. I'll be busy all afternoon.'
Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans
'Quick, stop him!'
Dog does maths.
'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'
'I was hoping chef's surprise would be fish'
Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.
Lady dog to husband: 'Summer cleaning. All the skeletons in your closet are now in the garage.'
'I bit into that wonderful bone... it was so juicy, so tasty and fleshy... unfortunately, it was in my master's leg!'