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Dog day afternoon
"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"
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'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
"You're a little too niche."
"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."
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Canine Speed Dating.
'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"
'I never tell a dog breeder that she's wrong...'
"Rex was voted Best in Snow."
"His father came from a family of climbers."
"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"
"Why so sad, Pal?"
"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."
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"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."
"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."
"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."
Dog Show: Worst of Breed
'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'
Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.
Dog Show: Most human look.
"I can't get my poodle to sire ... I guess I need to put him in remedial breeding."
"No, just a bit of a chest cold really, my bark is as clear as a bell."
"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."