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"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, purebred, purebreds, show dog, show dogs, dog show, dog shows, kennel club, kennel clubs, kennel council, kennel councils, canine council, canine councils, canine, canines, dog breeder, dog breeders, breeder, breeders, breeding dogs, modern life, taking control of your own destiny, control your destiny, life path, life paths, meaning of life, philosophy, reflection, self-reflection'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
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dog, dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, puppy, puppies, breed, breeds, breeding, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, crossbreed, crossbreeds, cross breed, cross breeds, retriever, retrievers, fetch, fetching, species, chow, chewing, labrador, labradors, poodle"You're a little too niche."
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dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, niche, breeding, breeder, breeders, lapdog, lapdogs, dog breeding, dog breeder, dog breeders, grooming, niche market, niche markets, marketing, pr, agent, agents, cute dog, cute dogs, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessnessAh-Choo!
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dog, dogs, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, achoo, canine, canines, dalmatian, dalmatians, spot, spots, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, cold, colds, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."
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hors d'oeuvres, dog, dogs, small dog, small dogs, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, dog breeding, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine breed, canine breeds, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, appetizer, appetizers, appertiser, appetisersCanine Speed Dating.
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canine, canines, hound, hounds, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, singleton, singletons, romance, romances, date, dates, dating, dated, speed dating, speed date, speed dates, butt sniffing, animal breeding, animal breeding, dog breeding, dog breeding, dog breeder, dog breeders'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"
"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"
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pedigree, pedigrees, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, breed, breeds, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, snob, snobs, snobbery, class, classy, classiness, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, bad manners, bad manner, rude, rudeness, classes"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."
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dog breed, dog breeds, fat dog, fat dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog breeder, dog breeders, dog breeding, weiner dog, weiner dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, wiener dog, wiener dogs, sausage dog, sausage dogs, dachshund, dachshunds, spoiled dog, spoiled dogs, spoiled pet, spoiled petsMix Breed
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dj, djs, disc jockey, disc jockeys, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeding, dog breeder, dog breeders, mongrel, mongrels, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, noisy dog, noisy dogs, canine, canines, radio, radios, music fan, music fans"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet down, pet dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cute, cuteness, small dog, small dogs, envy, envious, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeders"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."
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dog, dog breed, pedigree, mutt, pet, pet owner dog owner, generations, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, mutts, pedigrees, pedigree dog, pedigree dogs, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog lover, dog lovers'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'
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great dane, great danes, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, slobbery, lazy, laziness, laze, lazes, marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, behaviour, behavior, sofa, sofas, hobbyDog Show: Most human look.
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dog show, dog shows, prize dog, prize dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, show dog, show dogs, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, dog breeding, family pet, family pets, prize dog, prize dogs"I can't get my poodle to sire ... I guess I need to put him in remedial breeding."
"No, just a bit of a chest cold really, my bark is as clear as a bell."
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animals, dogs, canine, pets, husky, cold, ill, flu, chesty, bark, barking, barks, dog, canines, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, dog breed, dog breeds, dog breeder, dog breeders, dog breeding, cold, colds, flus, influenza, chesty cough, chesty coughs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians