Dog Breeders Cartoons and Comics

Dog day afternoon

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'

"You're a little too niche."

Ah-Choo!

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Canine Speed Dating.

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

'I never tell a dog breeder that she's wrong...'

"Rex was voted Best in Snow."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

Mix Breed

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog Show: Most human look.

"I can't get my poodle to sire ... I guess I need to put him in remedial breeding."

"No, just a bit of a chest cold really, my bark is as clear as a bell."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."