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"The groomer went a little crazy with the blow dryer."
A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!
Man-icure & Pet-icure
Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'
"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."
Employees Must Lick Themselves Before Returning to Work.
"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"
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"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"
"Her master might be rich enough to pay for a French coiffeur, but she barks at the moon just like an ordinary mongrel."
Tags:snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, mongrel, mongrels, airs, putting on airs, dog grooming, grooming parlour, grooming parlours, grooming parlor, grooming parlors, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior
"The sad point is that my best friends are the professional dog-walker and the dog-groomer: I hardly ever see my master..."
'Short bark and sdes please.'
Need Grooming Money Please Help.
'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'
'Clip Rambo to resemble my combover.'
'I won't buy from an unethical company, Sir!'
I accidently used the dog's shampoo! Boy it itches!
Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle
"One time I got groomed right beside Lassie. That was my brush with fame"
"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."
"The groomer used too much product."
"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"
Tags:good dog, good dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, canine, canines, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, naughty dog, naughty dogs, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair dresser, hair dressers, dog parlour, dog grooming, dog groomer, dog groomers, dog grooming, fashion statement, fashion statements
Why Poodles Become Killers
Tags:dog, dog grooming, groom, grooms, dog grooming, dog salon, grooming salon, dog salons, grooming salons, revenge killing, revenge killings, revenge, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, poodle, poodles, family pet, family pets, pedigree, pedigrees, dog food, dogs, pet, pet dogs, doggy, frustrated, angry, stressed, exasperated, irritated
"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."
Tags:dogs, animals, pet owners, dog owner, dog grooming, dog groomer, dog groomers, veterinarian, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, vet, vets, dog, pet, pets, nail clipper, nail clippers, claw, claws, canine, canines, veterinarians, grooming parlour, grooming parlor, grooming parlors, grooming parlours