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'A dog licence. The dog doesn't pay.'
"I'm taking her to get a license. In dog years she's old enough to drive."
"Yes, you do have a license...but it's a dog license, so, no, you can't drive the car!"
"Would you please remove your license from your collar?"
"It doesn't matter if this only happens at the full moon. You still have to pay your dog licence, sir."
'I was a dog for years, but had to seek a new career when I lost my licence.'
'Madame, I an clearly see that your cat is a dog. You'll have to pay the $25.'
"When I asked to see your licence I meant your driving licence, not your dog licence."
Dog licences - 'A Chihuahua, eh? Can you prove that he's in this country legally?'
"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"