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'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
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'But hey, who am I to complain?'
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
"I see good things in your future."
"I go into the meeting totally prepared and I wind up eating out of his hand."
"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."
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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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"Let's let him keep your ball."
Trump as a dog reads a book called Good Boy.
"You could have had a film career, but you were needed here to fetch the paper."
Tags:film career, film careers, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, fetching the paper, selfish, selfishness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood
Tags:loan, loans, loaned, lend, lends, credit, creditors, debt, debts, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, bank manager, banker, bankers, bank managers, financial advice, financial, advisor, financial advisors, beg, begs, begging, the flying maccoys, flying mccoys, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Someday, I'll have your great grandad tell you his pheasant hunting stories.
"How do I know you won't just throw it away again?"
"Today's lecture is on loyalty."
Tags:loyal, loyalty, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine, canines, family pet, family pets, family dog, loyal companion, loyal companions, companionship, man's best friend, mans best friend, personality trait, personality traits
"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
Hot dog warmer
Take a puppy, leave a puppy
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers
"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."
"And she smells great!"
"I'll take squirrel behavior for $500."