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'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, spin the bottle, kiss, brevity, brevity, brevity
'But hey, who am I to complain?'
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He liked the new dog food. He left us a tip.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'
'I like what you've done with your person this year.'
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medicine, medical, animal medicine, doctor, doctors, x-ray, x-rays, stomach, stomachs, sick, ill, paper, papers, homework, school, schools, schoolwork, education, dog ate my homework
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
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Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, living room scene, living room scenes, pondering, thinking, mess, messes, savings, loans, loan, savings and loan mess, s. & l. mess, s&l mess, s&l, insurance, bankruptcy, bankruptcy crisis, finances, money, business, commerce, financial crisis, economy, savings and loan crisis, fraud, bank, banks, banking, economics
"She was a rescue."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, adoption, adopted, rescued, mental health, depression, emotional support animal, emotional support animals, esa, esas, e.s.a., e.s.a.s, working animal, working animals, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, service dog, service dogs, shelter, shelters, humane society, humane societies
"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"Your father cut quite a figure jumping the fence into our yard that moonlit night. I never saw him again."
Tags:jump the fence, jumped the fence, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals
"I see good things in your future."
'Are you aware that you have suffered irreparable pain and distress due to this company's discriminatory policies.'