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'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'
An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
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The Dog of Sisyphus
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Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.
"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."
A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".
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"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
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"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"
Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.
"A little help, please."
"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"
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"I think it's time to go, Zarbotron..."
"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
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"You throw the ball I chase it...where does it end?"
"He's a great lap dog. He just ran three laps around the park."
"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"
"I've never rolled in anything I didn't like."
"Watch your back."
"My human majored in 'business' management."
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