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"So, let me get this right. All the job involves is running around a track as fast as I can?"
'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'
'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'
'I'm a wiener, not a winner.'
Ten years ago today: Greyhounds go on strike and replacements are brought in from France. The next day, racetrack owners agree to union demands.
Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.
"Now that I'm retired from racing, I've taken up golf..."
"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."
"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."
'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'
'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'
"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"
Dog track - 'Ben!'
"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."
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