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'It must be cool to be a dog! Because when we fish for an hour, you're actually fishing for seven.'
"My philosophy for a happy life is simple: If I can't eat it, fetch it or hump it, I piss on it."
A dog sits in a chair talking to another dog. 'Can't you see I'm working, son? This seat doesn't warm itself, you know.'
'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'
'The dog's life is no longer the life for me.'
'Here's a little tune I wrote about the job of chowing down and taking naps...'
The meaning of life.
'I wonder if there's life as we know it...fleas...on other dogs.'
The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.
Long Range Planning: 'I'll eat, I'll chase my shadow, and I'll look at the chair leg for a while. Then, maybe, I'll take a snooze.'
Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!
'He's dreaming about something he likes...look at that tail go!'
'Beware of the dog's life.
"Some days I just want to quit the wild, live in a condo, eat dry food, and be man's best friend."
Jack had a brief Monday morning fright, when he thought he had overslept, until he realized he was just a dog, and that dogs don't go to work.