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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
'The Big Beg Theory'
Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'
"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."
'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'
'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'
Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'
'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'
Doggy Peer Pressure
'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'
'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"
William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.
'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'
'I've come for a refund!'
STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'