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"I live each day in uncertainty, forever skating on the razor edge between cookie and no cookie."
'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'
'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'
'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '
"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."
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"Fortunately, I'm big boned."
". . .What's this world coming to?"
"I'll help you find where you buried your bones, but I get a 5% finder's fee."
"Old tricks, new tricks - hell, whatever gets you a milkbone."
'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'
'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'
'Oh what a coincidence, I just happen to have an invisible dog treat.'
"Let's get the ball."
'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'
Scooter thinks outside the box of treats
"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."
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'Marmaduke always remembers who gives him treats.'
'I don't care if you can smell it - there isn't any more beef jerky in my pocket.'
Marmaduke gives a bone to a beggar.
'Not everything is a dog treat!'
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'