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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
As far as Ralph was concerned, chasing cars was the best part of the job.
"He did it!"
'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'
Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...
"Two dozen items have been stolen from this department. I'm appealing for new leads."
"McWit relies on that dog too much."
'He got me finding blonds and redheads for him.'
"Budget cuts in the K-9 units have reduced us to this?"
'We're developing a more aggessive sales program. Have you ever worked with an attack dog?'
New police dog practice their police dog schtick...
City Police...K - 41/2 unit
'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'
"I used to be a successful police drug dog, until I started snorting instead of sniffing."
"Well, the date was going well until she asked me what my job is in the Police Force. "Cadaver Dog" does not seem to be the answer she was after..."
"My sniffer dog has been up graded."