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'And the guy running for dog catcher has a superpac!'
Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.
'I fail to see the problem.'
"Being a pet is all right, but I prefer being self-employed."
'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'
'You have the right to remain silent.'
'I'm sure a duel would be against regulations.'
'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'
'Okay. . . three bones, a ball and a toy if you show us where you buried our keys.'
'This means war!'
'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'
'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'
'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'
No Dogs Allowed
"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"
'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'
'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'
'First time you've been kenneled?'
'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'
'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'
Dog catcher has decals of dog heads signifying the number of dogs he has caught.
'Could you send backup?'
'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'
Dog writing on a fence whilst being chased by a dog pound van.
'All dogs must be on leashes.'