Dog Years Cartoons and Comics

'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'

'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'

"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."

A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.

"Six is the new five."

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."

'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'

'How long have we been married in dog years?'

"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."

'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"Of course, that's only about twelve million in dinosaur years."

"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."