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'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, vet, vets, veterinary, veterinarian, veterinarians, bill, bill, medical bill, medical bills, vet bill, vet bills, calculate, calculated, calculates, calculation, calculation, dog year, dog years, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, close to home'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
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birthday, birthdays, birthday cake, birthday cakes, cake, cakes, birthday candle, birthday candles, candle, candles, wick, wicks, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pup, pups, puppies, dog year, dog years, ageing, aging, age, ages, celebrating, celebrate, celebrates"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."
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late, late for work, late for a meeting, running late, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanded, boss, bosses, manager, managers, employer, employers, employee, employees, telling off, dressing down, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, dog years, businessperson, businesspeople, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomenA dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
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dog, dogs, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, dog year, dog years, card, cards, 14, 28, 35, 42, option, options, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people"Six is the new five."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog years, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill"You don't look a day over seven times your actual age."
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dog, dogs, party, parties, birthday, birthdays, age, ages, ageing, cake, cakes, birthday cake, birthday cakes, dog year, dog years, seven years, ageing, old, elderly, compliment, compliments, young, reassure, reassures, reassuring, one, first birthday, first birthdays, 7th birthday, candle, candles"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adult, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."
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objection, objections, prosecution, prosecutions, dog years, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecuting, confusion, create confusion, creating confusion, confuse, witness, witnesses, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, obfuscate, obfuscates, obfuscating, obfuscation, stonewall, stonewalls, stonewalling, measure of time, measures of time'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'
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chat room, chat rooms, lie, lies, lying, dog years, dog, dogs, internet, online, blind date, blind dates, chatting online, old man, old men"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog years, cake, cakes, birthday, birthdays, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary, cholesterol, birthday cakes, seven, birthday cake, doctor, doctors, patient, patients'How long have we been married in dog years?'
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pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, anniversary, anniversaries, dog year, dog years"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owner, tax, taxes, filing taxes, doing taxes, money, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, taxman, taxmen, tax office, tax offices, problem, problems, dog year, dog years, accounting, accountant, accountants'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, age, ages, leap year, leap years, confuse, confuses, confusing, confused, confusion, confusions, dog year, dog years, birthday, birthdays, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, puppy, puppies"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog year, dog years, birthday, birthdays, birthday cake, birthday cakes, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, diet, diets, dieting, cake, cakes, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, cut back, cuts back, cutting back"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"
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kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, age, aging, maturity, immature, immaturity, growing up, dog year, dog years, family life, family-life, naughtiness, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, misbehavior'Before considering any plea bargain, my client needs to know if you're talking human years or dog years.'
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dog, dogs, dog years, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, lawyer, lawyers, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, attorney, attorneys, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, negotiate, negotiates, sentence, sentences, sentencing'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'
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qualify, qualifies, medicare, vet, vets, dog years, age, old age, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, medical insurance, pet insurance, insurance, medical bill, medical bills, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers'Let's see...that comes to a year in dog years.' (dog's prison sentence).
'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'
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dog, dogs, dog year, dog years, dog age, dog ages, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, ageing, ageing process, aging process, middle age, middle aged, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, pet dog, pet dogs, canine, canines"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."
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dog, dogs, age, ages, ageing, canine, canines, elderly, retire, retired, retirement, year, years, dog year, dog years, youth, younger, contemplate, contemplates, consider, considers, considering, reflect, reflects, reflecting, denial, in denial, seven years, mathematics, maths, feel young, age defying, defy, defies, defying"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."
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hollywood, hollywood marriage, hollywood marriages, celebrity marriage, celebrity marriages, divorce, divorces, divorce culture, los angeles, l.a. lifestyle, la lifestyle, marriage, marriages, long-term relationships, long marriage, long marriages, anniversary, anniversaries, moral, morals, tradition, traditions, dog years, translation, translations, translating