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'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'
'Come on guys, I think I saw him go that way!'
'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, spin the bottle, kiss, brevity, brevity, brevity
'But hey, who am I to complain?'
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He liked the new dog food. He left us a tip.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
Tags:sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
Tags:dog, dogs, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, incompetent, incompetence, affiliations, affiliated, nepotism, nepotist, incapable, incapability, inadequate, inadequacy, passenger, passengers, nervous passenger, nervous passengers, nervous flyer, nervous flyers, dependant, dependence, privilege, privileged, danger, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medicine, medical, animal medicine, doctor, doctors, x-ray, x-rays, stomach, stomachs, sick, ill, paper, papers, homework, school, schools, schoolwork, education, dog ate my homework
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
Books on Tapeworm
Tags:book on tape, books on tape, tapeworm, tapeworms, dog, dogs, parasite, parasites, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, infection, infections, infest, infests, infested, worm, worms, audiobook, audiobooks, audio book, audio books, symbiotic relationship, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, classic literature, american classic, american classics, moby dick
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running