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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
"It's a dependent!"
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
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"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."
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"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."
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"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
"I've been working on the household budget."
E-File Muffy: Head of Household
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