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"She's right here. She's doing some dishes and testing the tensile strength of Lycra."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, dishes, doing the dishes, washing the dishes, dishwashing, cleaning up, kitchen, kitchens, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, phone call, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone calls, talking on the phone, pants, trouser, tight, too tight, tight pants, tight trousers, fashion, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fabric, fabrics, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, tensile strength, clothes, clothing, room pants, house wear, leisure wear, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
Tags:formaldehyde, jar, jars, empty jar, empty jars, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, lazy, laziness, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishes, doing the dishes, milk, milk container, milk carton, milk cartons, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, mad scientists, beaker, beakers, frustration, frustrations, roommate, roommates, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films
"We have raccoons."
Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday
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"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."
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"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."
'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'
"I guess Gracie isn't happy with her allowance."
"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"
"It's my turn to do the dishes, but I'm going to the mall. If you do them for me, I'll owe you a big favor."
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"Gracie can't wait for school to start."
Tags:baldo, student, students, teacher's pet, teachers pet, teacher's pets, teachers pets, good student, good students, school, start of school, start of the school year, starting the school year, impatient, impatience, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, answer, answers, question, questions, dishes, doing the dishes
"Experience is the best teacher! But you have to attend classes for many, many years."
Tags:baldo, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, teaches, washing, washing up, dishes, doing the dishes, cook, cooks, cooking, experience, experienced, learn, learns, learning, learn on the job, learning on the job, classes, attending class, attending classes, scrub, scrubs, scrubbing, chef, chefs
"Papi, is it okay to fail?"
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"A woman's work is never done...unless she uses paper plates and plastic forks!"
"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"
"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."
Husband washes the dishes
'I'll never listen to 'Flight of the Bumblebee' again, while washing the dishes.'
A woman's work is never done!
Boy washing dishes
'Sorry...I forgot to mention i'm Dishlexic.'
'I'll have to get you something for those rough hands-a differant washing up liquid perhaps'.
"Where are dishes?"
"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."