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"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
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"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'
It was a dead-end job. She was only staying for the palliative care.
"I'd like to talk to the warden about rescheduling my debt to society."
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"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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"You said the file was for your nails."
"I'm the first one in my family to do time."
"I'm not going to give you a long sentence but I want you to do quality time."
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When Financial Planners Go To Prison.
'You know I could have killed someone and done less time.'
"I'm investing long term because I'm serving one."
"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."
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'You just type in 5 - 10 years and press 'send'.'
'It's just a precaution in case you run into any hard labor.'
I hope they've checked this place for radon.
"I look at his recent work and I see a maturity that just wasn't there in his teen-age break-ins."
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"One day at a time, that's my motto. It used to be, Catch me if you can."
"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."
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Jail guard desk: in tray/busted out tray.
"It's awful in here, Mom. You can't trust anyone."
'Could you try to look guilty, please?'
'What gets me is that we plea-bargained for all this!'