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'Where's My Job'
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The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network
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"Dole—who needs him? Kemp—forget it! Bush—are you kidding? Dukakis—gimme a break! Babbitt—who? Biden—no way! Haig—don't make me laugh!"
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"See you later, Debbie. Try to combine the firm yet sensitive supervision of Mr. Clinton with the strict yet compassionate stewardship of Mr. Dole."
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"I'm for Dole, the cockeyed optimist."
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'I've been on welfare for five years - It seems like I'm about due for a raise.'
'One nice thing about being an economist is that I know why I'm here.'
"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC ASSISTANCE, 'I've been getting regular welfare checks for the past sixteen years, and now, all of a sudden, you say I'm INELIGIBLE?'
"How are you faring in this 'Jobless Recovery'?"
"Just because times are tough doesn't mean we should cut back on staff training...So today I'd like you to spend some time at the benefits agency..."
'I've been to the benefits office and it turns out I AM entitled to my own opinion!'
"Oh, there's also a message of inclusion from Bob Dole."
Employment - 'I've tried public and private. Got any other sectors?'
"Please sir, can we have some more?"
'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'
IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'
Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees
'No, not that Bill Gates.'
'You were an author? What book did you write?'
'Well, son, a baby is made when a mummy and a daddy love their benefits very very much...'
'My father is out applying for unemployment benefits. My mother is out looking for work. Please call back later.'