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'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
Tags:postmortem, postmortems, post-mortem, post-mortems, coroner, coroner, coroners, doll, dolls, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys, christmas present, christmas presents, anatomy, human anatomy, anatomically correct, psycho, psychotic, sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopathic, medical, medical school, medical schools, cadaver, cadavers, educational tool, educational tools, christmas, xmas, x-mas
Tags:doll, dolls, toy, toys, mother and daughter, mothers and daughter, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dying, death, illness, fever, fevers, cold, flu, common cold, body image, realistic expectations, gender issues, body types, sexism, male gaze, the male gaze, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists
"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, kid, kids, child, children, leisure, hobby, hobbies, spending time, spend more time, time, reflection, reflections, reflecting, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, it's not me it's you, excuse, excuses
"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."
"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, lose your mind, loses your mind, losing your mind, lost your mind, transform, transforms, transforming, transformation, transformations, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations, bear, bears, anthropomorphic, doll, dolls, plush, plushes, plush doll, plush dolls
"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs
"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"
Tags:employee, employees, employer, employers, hr, human resources, personnel, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, doll, dolls, toy, toys, package, packages, packaging, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr management, hr manager, hr managers, corporate culture, office drone, office drones
Tags:doll, dolls, toy, toys, tea set, tea sets, play pretend, playing pretend, playing house, play, playing, afternoon tea, tea party, tea parties, husband, husbands, house wife, house wives, housewife, housewives, house husbands, house husband, househusband, househusbands, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows
Shopping with Barbie and Ann
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places
Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
'To help you overcome your fear of death, I want you to hug the Mr. Death doll...'
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
Tags:depreciation, devalue, devalued, depreciations, toy, toys, collector, collectors, collection, collections, birthday party, birthday parties, present, presents, gift, gifts, doll, dolls, collectable, collectables, investment, investments, investor, investors, girl, girls, little girl, little girls
"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"
Tags:horror, toy, toys, doll, dolls, plaything, playthings, childhood, childhood toys, child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, alive, come alive, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, murder, murders, murdering, killing, kill, revenge, attack, vengeance, retribution, justice, owner, owners, nostalgia, nostalgic, reminisce, old, feeble, weak, old man, old men, unexpected, surprise, evil, attic, locked away, forgotten, unloved, unused
'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'
Just in time for Christmas, it's...Mildred, the world's first elderly doll!
Tags:elderly, old, old lady, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, granny, grannies, grandmother, grandmothers, nanny, nannies, elderly doll, doll, dolls, toy, toys, plaything, playthings, christmas, xmas, world's first, new, present, presents, is it too much to ask, creepy, disturbing, child, children, kid, kids
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, ship-wrecks, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"
Tags:doll, dolls, baby doll, baby dolls, paternity, paternity test, paternity tests, daytime tv, daytime television, talk show, talk shows, dna, dna test, dna tests, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, father, fathers, talk show host, talk show hosts, inappropriate television, inappropriate, precocious
"I want the whole thing gutted."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
'She strolled in stinkin' of gin and trouble. She talked tough but I knew this dame was a real softie inside.'