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'Help me out!"
Tags:manhole, manholes, drain hole, drain holes, drain-hole, drain-holes, drain cover, drain covers, rescue, rescues, help, aid, beggar, beggars, brain, brains, begging, vagrant, vagrants, dollar bill, dollar bills, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, emergency, emergencies
"Do you have another form of photo I.D.?"
Tags:abe lincoln, abraham lincoln, lincoln, president, presidents, past president, past presidents, presidents day, former president, former presidents, $5, dollar, dollars, five dollars, dollar bill, currency, usd, photo id, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, teller, tellers, politician, politicians
'Someday, Thelma, Lou, I'll figger out a way to buy you as many of those as you want!'
Bill Gates' wallet.
'Could you give me that in dollars, quarters, dimes and nickels? I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'
Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.
Tags:dollar bill, dollar bills, dollar, dollars, bill, bills, corruption, corrupt, bribe, bribes, bribery, greed, greeds, greedy, greediness, empathy, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist society, guilty conscience, social conscience
Car Dice Dollar Bills
"You're on a what?!"
'Put this hundred dollar bill under his nose and he'll come around!'
"How's business??? I'm barely breaking even!"
"What's the matter? My money no good around here?"
Tags:money, banknote, banknotes, bank note, bank notes, dollar, dollars, dollar bill, dollar bills, washington, george washington, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, conceit, conceited, royal, royals, royalty, bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, difficult customer, difficult customers
"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."
'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'
60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.
"Next time, don't demand unmarked, small bills!"
Tags:extortion, extortion scheme, extort, extorts, extortion schemes, mafia, mob, mobs, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, insurance, sell insurance, sells insurance, selling insurance, small bill, small bills, unmarked bill, unmarked bills, ransom, ransoms, ransomed, ransoming, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstands, literal, literally, tiny, small, miniature, miniatures, dollar bill, dollar bills
'I should have gotten away with the counterfeit $20 bills. My only mistake was putting Bernie Madoff's picture on them.'
'It's a new blend I recently discovered: finely ground hundred dollar bills for wealth, shredded pages from Deepak Chopra's latest book for wisdom and orange pekoe for taste!'
'Sir, one of those one-eyed, pyramid-like things that are on the back of dollar bills is here to see you.'
Tramp: Dollar Bills Only.
'We earned it, we have a right to enjoy it.'
Bank notes coming out of a safe.
'The only pictures of my loved ones I carry are in my wallet.. 20's, 50's and 100 dollar bills.'
'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'
'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'