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"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
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I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...
Frankenstein's Reading Light
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'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
"I'm just saying things that novel and exciting when we were dating tend to lose their luster after marriage Rapunzel dear."
There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home
"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
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"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."
"I guess my wild days are behind me."
Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.
"My wife is out of town and I miss her -- would you mind nagging me a little?"
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'We have a good marriage, but not a marriage made in heaven.'
STRIP *Bliss* # 4 Introducing plants to the house
'I feel safe with you, Fred.'
'Looks like the honeymoon period is over.'
'I want a trial separation, Malcolm.'
'Ethel, these socks are all matching pairs - there's something suspicious going on.'
'And in local news: Bored housewife sells TV to buy crack.'
"Where has the magic gone, George?"
'The secret to peaceful, wedded bliss, son, is TWO TV sets!'
'Hon, I'm home!'
Shouldn't We Be Doing Something Barbaric?
'You say your wife is an angel? Lucky you! My wife is still alive. . .'
Family living in an allevator