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"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
'The House Of Mystery'
"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
Tags:guns, household, relationships, marriage, gun nut, gun nuts, firearm, firearms, gun owner, gun owners, assault rifle, assault rifles, old fashioned, traditional family, traditional families, american family, american families, gender role, gender roles, gender performance, gender performances, domestic front, domestic life, texas, texan, texans, assault weapon, assault weapons, home security, mankoff
P.B. and J. and S&M.
"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
Tags:spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, married life, marriage, marriages, domestic, domestic life, happy marriage, reflection, reflections, reminisce, reminiscing, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries
Tags:relationships, problems, marriage, psychology, prison, prisons, analogy, analogies, domestic life, suburban life, suburb, suburbs, minimum security, prisoner, prisoners, analogy, analogies, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriages, bored, boring, boring life, boring lives, jail, jails, jailed, antiseptic life, dull, dullness, dull life, dull lives, uninterested, uninteresting, mankoff
I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"We never close, do we, Howard?"
Frankenstein's Reading Light
Tags:bride, bride of, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, halloween, marriage, married, married life, bedtime, bed, happy marriage, reading, read, reading in bed, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, renewable energy, renewable, renewables, eco friendly, eco-friendly, solutions, solution, solve, problem solving, innovative solutions, innovate, innovative, innovations, innovates, innovating, invention, inventions, invent, inventive
"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."
Tags:chicken, chickens, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, inconvenience, inconveniences, distraction, distractions, distracting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, poultry, added stress, added stresses, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, tourist, tourists, tourism, domestic life, domesticated animal, domesticated animals, kennel, kennels, board, boards, boarding, boarding animals, boarding pets
"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."
Tags:child, children, family, families, mom, mothers, motherhood, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenthood, baby, babies, big family, big families, family planning, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, overwhelmed, overwhelming, doll, dolls, children playing, child playing, toy, toys, fantasy, fantasies, lots of children, domestic life
"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."
Tags:zoo, zoos, monkey, monkeys, hooky, playing hooky, skip work, skipping work, work, working, calling in sick, call in sick, monkey on your back, monkey on my back, monkey on his back, welcome home, wife, wives, husband, husbands, businessman, businessmen, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, domestic life, married life, married lives, work life, work life balance
"I work all day and come home to find this? A clean house!?"
The apartment 5-J Film Festival.
"We never go anywhere. All you ever do is paint, paint, paint. There's more to life than not making money, you know."
Tags:art, arts, artists, starving artists, artist, starving artist, bohemian, dilettante, painters, painting, painter, money, making money, there's more to life than money, incomes, poverty, personal happiness, work-life balance, life-work balance, income, happiness, keys to happiness, marriage, married life, breadwinner, breadwinners, domestic life
"I guess my wild days are behind me."
"You got rid of Muffy!...The hairball I've been collecting on the side of the tub."
'Quick! Someone's just uploaded another cat video to YouTube!'
'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'
Shouldn't We Be Doing Something Barbaric?
I can't tell you why I'm not talking to you, because I'm not talking to you.
'Forget it! I came home to roost and that's it!'