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Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
Pie chart - What were we studying, again?
"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."
'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.
'Hey, pal! — what part of 'please help' don't you understand?'
'The trick is to get everybody so busy paying taxes that they don't have time to pay attention to politics.'
'Now, don't get your hopes up, but I'm thinking about unchaining one of your feet.'
'I don't need carfare, but could you leave me beer money?'
'Don't even think of having the buck stop here!"