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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'
'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'
It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
A Wii in a manger
Tags:three kings, king, kings, manger, mangers, wii, jesus, christ, console, consoles, games, game, stables, stable, christmas, xmas, born, birth, saviour, saviours, savior, saviors, sheep, donkey, donkeys, chickens, chicken, nativity, crib, cribs, three wise men, wise men, wise man, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
Tags:carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump starting
Betting With Cow Chips.
"Your father was a jackass."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, donkey, donkeys, jackass, jackasses, divorce, divorced, separated, separate, play on words, word play, relationship, relationships, ex, exes, animal, animals, family, families, marriage, married, ex husband, ex husbands, ex wife, ex wives
The Day Pinocchio became a Democrat.
'Baby on board.'
'That's the last time I let you talk me into going to a Republican birthday party....'
YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.
'It's a pretty simple procedure. I'm blindfolded, spun around and then I attempt to reattach your tail.'
Flight Into Egypt.
'Hey, that's not fair.'
"How's your birthday aging pain now?"
How Governments (Don't) work...
"We can never be together. I'm white with black stripes and you're a donkey standing beside a fence."
Tags:zebras, donkeys, zebra, donkey, cultural appropriation, race relations, racism, racist, racist policy, prejudice, prejudices, discrimination, discriminating, discriminate, discriminated, false identity, false identities, fitting in, cons, scam, scamming, scams, impersonation, impersonating, impersonate, interloper, infiltrator, date, dates, mixed marriage, boyfriend, girlfriend, break up, breaking up, break ups
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
Tags:skunk, skunks, stink, stinks, bad smell, bad smells, smelly, pin the tail on the donkey, party game, party games, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, donkey, donkeys, stinkbomb, stinkbombs, stink bomb, stink bombs, fumigate, fumigates, fumigating, fumigation, smelly, awful smell, awful smells
Carrot in front of the donkey workout.
Lift with your back, not your knees.