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"Well, no, it's not a very big country, but then you didn't give THAT much to the campaign, did you?"
"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."
'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
Organ Donor Card
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"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."
"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
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"Our hands are tied - he donated the wing."
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'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.
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"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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"It's one of the Koch brothers, better take it."
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'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
"Run, everybody - run for your life! It's them - it's the Koch brothers!"
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Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.
"Dear J.J.: Thank you so much for your lovely present of fourteen million dollars for my campaign. It was sweet of you to remember. I promise to spend it on something nice."
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"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"
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"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.