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"Well, no, it's not a very big country, but then you didn't give THAT much to the campaign, did you?"
"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, surgery, operation, operations, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, kidney, kidneys, transplant, transplants, donor, donors, organ donor, organ donors
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."
'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
Organ Donor Card
Tags:pig, pigs, pig farm, pig farms, pig farmer, pig farmers, organ donor, organ donors, organ donor card, organ donor cards, donor, donors, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, science, medical science, organ, organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, animal organ, animal organs, pig organs, pig organ, genome engineering, xenotransplantation, genetically modified pig, genetically modified pigs
"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
Tags:donor, donors, donation, donations, wealthy, donor class, donor classes, ivy league, university, universities, school, schools, college, colleges, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, legacy system, doctorate, doctorates, honorary doctorate, honorary doctorates, chem lab, chem labs, chemistry lab, chemistry labs, new building, new buildings, rich, riches, wealthy, fund, funds, funding
"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."
"Our hands are tied - he donated the wing."
Tags:donation, donations, donor, donors, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, charity, charities, charitable donation, charitable donations, hospital wing, hospital wings, medical charity, medical charities, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, bully, bullies, bullying
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.
Tags:theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, play, plays, audience, opera, operas, singing, singer, singers, lucia, lucia di lammermoor, mad, angry, anger, upset, subscriber, subscribers, prima donna, departing, exiting, leaving, leaving early, departing early, early departure, supporter, supporters, donor, donors, patron, patrons, art, arts, sports jacket, sports jackets, funding, finance, finances, money, music
"It's one of the Koch brothers, better take it."
Tags:koch brothers, charles g. koch, charles koch, david koch, david h. koch, political activist, political activists, political activism, influencer, influencers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, deity, deities, god, dogs, zeus, movers and shakers, political donor, political donors, donor, donors
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switching
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
"Run, everybody - run for your life! It's them - it's the Koch brothers!"
Tags:koch brothers, charles koch, david koch, donor, donors, political donor, political donors, donate, donates, donation, donations, donor class, donor classes, scary story, scary stories, boogeyman, bogeyman, boogeymen, bogeymen, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic party, campfire, campfire story, campfire stories, left wing, philanthropist, philanthropists, campaign finance, campaign finance reform
"Dear J.J.: Thank you so much for your lovely present of fourteen million dollars for my campaign. It was sweet of you to remember. I promise to spend it on something nice."
Tags:thank you note, thank you notes, campaign donation, campaign donations, campaign donor, campaign donors, donation, donations, donor, donors, campaign financing, campaign financing, gift, gifts, present, presents, super pac, super pacs, political action committee, political action committees, good manners, politician, politicians
"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"
Tags:charity, charities, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, charitable, inequality, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, donor, donors, donation, donations, donating, billionaire donor, billionaire donors, social problem, social problems, poverty, poor, inequality, inequalities
"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, rich, riches, charity, charities, condescend, condescends, condescending, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, hero, heroes, charitable donation, charitable donations, grateful, gratitude, homeless, homelessness, wage inequality, wealth inequality, wealthy elite, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, donor, donors, donation, donations, giving
Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.
"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."
Tags:modern life, modern day problems, modern problems, charity, charities, donate, donation, donated, donations, donor, donors, give, giving, accident, mistake, mistakes, butt-dial, butt-dialed, butt-dialing, but-dialling, butt-dialled, butt dial, butt dialing, butt dialed, butt dialling, butt dialled, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phone problems, smartphone problems, technology, millennial, millennials
'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'