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"I love you."
"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
Tags:game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomed
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Tags:junk drawer, apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, doomed, apocalyptic, armageddon, end of the world, impending doom, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytising, proselytising, bother, bothers, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, evangelical, evangelist, evangelists, nuisance, nuisances, interrupt, interrupts, interruption, interruptions
"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."
Tags:law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, recess, discuss, discussion, discussing, verdict, verdicts, crimes, criminal, criminals, play on words, word-play, word play, doom, doomed
(The world is coming to an end)
Tags:doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, blame, blamed, destroy, destroyed, destruction, hate to say i told you so, i told you so, told you so, sign, signs, signage, happy, happy now, total annihilation, annihilation, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists
Doom & Gloom
"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."
"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"
Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
Tags:demon, demons, devil, devils, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, museum, museums, artifact, artifacts, effigy, effigies, statue, statues, altar, altars, idol, idols, religious imagery, religions, beast, the beast, wicked, satanist, satanism, doom, doomed, horror, scary, fear, fears, visiting hours, visitor hours, offering, offerings
Puppetry for the damned
Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, wall street, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, financial crash, the financial crash, recession, the recession, doomed, economic crash, the economic crash, omen, omens, dark omen, dark omens, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, volatile market, volatile markets, risk, risks, financial risk, financial risks
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, doom, doomed, doctor, doctors, rib, ribs, bbq, barbecue, pig, pigs, pork, vet, vets, veterinarian, hospital, hospitals, bad news
"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."
"Happy now, you jerk?"
Tags:doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, blame, blamed, destroy, destroyed, destruction, hate to say i told you so, i told you so, told you so, sign, signs, signage, happy, happy now, total annihilation, annihilation
The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, poe, edgar allen poe, edgar poe, lost, lost phone, phone, phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, vibrate, on vibrate, on silent, turned off, doom, doomed, horror, modern life, modern, modern world
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
Tags:cliche, cliches, time, grow old, grows old, growing old, fate, fatalist, fatalists, fatalism, fatalistic, resigned, resignation, mortal, mortals, mortality, age, ages, ageing, aging, inevitable, doomed, downer, downers, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, depressed, depressing, depression, outlook, negative outlook, negative outlooks, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, glass half empty, worldview, worldviews, too much coffee man, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, time heals all wounds
"What? Fish Again?"
Tags:married life, marriage, fish, fishes, sleeping with the fishes, cooking, cook, cooks, cookery, ingredient, ingredients, subvert, subverted, subversion, giant animal, strike back, strikes back, animal, giant, giant animal, guest, guests, dinner, dinners, dining, wife, wives, husbands and wives, suspicious, suspiciously, doom, doomed, horror, horrors, food, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism
"He Does Have A Point."
Tags:scream, screams, screaming, screamed, existential dread, existence, existence is pain, existential, existential crisis, classical art, classical, classics, classic art, art classics, art theory, art history, history of art, impressionism, expressionism, impressionist, expressionist, munch, edvard munch, international, norway, scandinavian, scandinavia, pop culture, pop culture reference, doom, doomed, misery
The World Will End... After Labor Day
Tags:labor day, labour, labor, labour day, doom, doomed, doomsday, doomsayer, doomsayer, end of the world, world ending, doomsayers, world end, apocalypse, apocalyptic, summer, summers, summery, vacation, vacations, holiday, holiday, relaxing, relaxed, relaxes, sign, signs, signage, modern life, modern day, hobo, bum, street, street life
Snowmen go on their honeymoon to Miami.
'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'
"Poor thing. The first night out, her husband fell overboard."
Tags:religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, irony, ironic, word play, word-play, play on words, dodo, extinct, extinction, pair, pairs, foresight, doom, doomed, embrace death
'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)