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Romeo and Juliet 2018
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'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'
Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
Tags:gender stereotype, gender role, gender roles, cook, cooks, female stereotype, female stereotypes, male stereotype, male stereotypes, macho men, macho man, macho male, macho males, diy project, diy skill, diy skills, diy projects, home improvements, homecooked meal, home-cooked meal, doomed romance, doomed romances, gender politics, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"
"No, John. You know I'll only end up hurting you."
Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.
"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"
"Granted, I'm just a lowly tree rat, but given time I know that your parents will see past the size of my ears and love as I do you!"
Tags:doomed romance, doomed loves, doomed lover, doomed lovers, tragic lover, tragic lovers, tragic romances, class divide, class divides, class snobbery, snobbery, feud, feuds, class issue, class issues, social problem, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, romance, romances, romeo, juliet
Romeo goes to the Chemists
"Like THAT's ever going to work!"
"Do you want to get something to eat?"
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, turkey, turkeys, date, dates, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, turkey meat, predator, predators, prey, preys, doomed romance, doomed romances, impossible romance, impossible romances, impossible relationship, impossible relationships
'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'
"He was a great-looking guy and a fabulous listener. A month later I found out he was a decoy."
The doomed romance of the night owl and the early bird.
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"You're kidding, right?"
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'Do you want to tell him or should I?'
'Our relationship is doomed! We went to the fair and capsized in the tunnel of love.'
'Every time I have a crush on a girl, she gets thrown into the volcano.'
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
'You can't keep waiting for me like this, Gloria. You deserve someone better. Who knows how long I'll be under house arrest!'
Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.