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Romeo and Juliet 2018
Tags:romeo, juliet, william shakespeare, shakespeare, shakespearean, tragedy, tragedies, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, doomed romance, doomed romances, tragic romance, tragic romances, play, plays, the bard, text, texts, texting, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, teen, teens, teenager
'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'
Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
Tags:gender stereotype, gender role, gender roles, cook, cooks, female stereotype, female stereotypes, male stereotype, male stereotypes, macho men, macho man, macho male, macho males, diy project, diy skill, diy skills, diy projects, home improvements, homecooked meal, home-cooked meal, doomed romance, doomed romances, gender politics, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"No, John. You know I'll only end up hurting you."
"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"
"Do you want to get something to eat?"
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgivings, turkey, turkeys, date, dates, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, turkey meat, predator, predators, prey, preys, doomed romance, doomed romances, impossible romance, impossible romances, impossible relationship, impossible relationships
"Like THAT's ever going to work!"
'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'
"He was a great-looking guy and a fabulous listener. A month later I found out he was a decoy."
The doomed romance of the night owl and the early bird.
'Do you want to tell him or should I?'
'Our relationship is doomed! We went to the fair and capsized in the tunnel of love.'
'Every time I have a crush on a girl, she gets thrown into the volcano.'
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.
"And it's now the 4th largest landfill in the state."
Tags:lover's leap, lovers leap, suicide pact, suicide pacts, doomed romance, doomed romances, lover, lovers, landfill, landfills, landfill site, landfill sites, rubbish, dump, dumps, environmental problem, rubbish disposal, waste disposal, garbage disposals, historical site, historical sites, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
'Idiot! She's far too tall for you!'
'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'
'I'm told it used to be much more dramatic.'
Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.
"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."
Bungee Jumping off Lover's Leap!
Lorraine knew the relationship was doomed, as soon as she saw his toilet.