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Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."
"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..."
Climate Change Contingency House
Prepared for any situation.
After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.