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The day after the world didn't come to an end.
Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'
'I have to say that Hartley puts a damper on any long range plans.'
Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
The rapture is coming.
The End Of The Week Is Coming!
'I don't know why they keep expecting me to destroy the earth. They're doing a great job on their own.'
Tags:rapture, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdays, apocalypses, fundamentalists, fundamentalism, evangelicals, religious belief, religious beliefs, divine wrath, christian beliefs, christian belief, after-life, god, religious, destroy, destroyed, end of the world, armageddon, apocalypse, environmentalist, environmentalists, global warming, climate change, pollution
"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."
'Aughhh! It's the wrapture!'
Cartoonists ideas will end tomorrow.
Tags:guru, sage, spiritual, spiritual teacher, soothsayer, seer, oracle, prophet, prognosticator, fortune teller, crystal gazer, clairvoyant, augur, visionary, warning, forewarning, alert, premonition, foretelling, foreboding, prediction, prophecy, omen, portent, cartoonist, cartoons, ideas, cartoon ideas, doomsday, doomsdays, doomsayer, doomsayers, prophet, prophets
'Don't worry - it's not the end of the world!'
The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.
Tags:the end is near, doomsdays, doomsayers, doomsday, hacker, hackers, hack, street prophet, street prophets, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalypses, doomsayer, hacks, tweets, bang, whimper, protester, soothsayer, bad events, violence, hurricanes, armageddon, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
Whatever you do, don't click the box in the upper right hand corner of this cartoon, or The World Will End!
'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'
"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"
'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'
'The earth's protective magnetic field is weakening! The sun will incinerate us all!'
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'